Whoever said expect the unexpected must have had kids.

   It started this morning when I heard Jill whimper (she almost always does when she first wakes up).  So I went into her room and there she was, sprawled on the floor.  We don't have a rail on her bed, but there is a piece of thick foam placed there to cushion falls.  Nope, she was beyond the foam, lying on the floor.
   After Jon left for work, I left Jill eating her breakfast and took a shower.  When I came back, I was greeted by the sight of her diaper lying on the chair.  She'd taken it off cuz she was poopy.  Also, I had had cake for breakfast (tsk, tsk) and left it on the table.  Bad idea.  When I came back, Jill had opened the package, eaten off all the frosting, and closed it again.  People without kids miss out on so much!