Conversation with Jon

   As we drove over the Maine state line, Jon pointed out that on one of the signs, you can't take fireworks.

   Me:  You can't have fireworks in Maine?
   Jon:  No.  They're scared of forest fires.
   Me:  So do they have a lot?
   Jon:  No.  They don't allow fireworks.

   Sorry, y'all, that just cracked me up.